Having grown tired at his constant failed attempts at destroying planet Earth, Marvin decided to resign from the military and pursue his childhood dream of being a model for Zalvin Pine, a popular brand of armour favoured by the noblest houses of Mars.
Unfortunately, Marvin had as much success in his new career as he enjoyed in his last one and after months of constant rejections from various modelling agencies; growing more bitter as each day went by, he found himself turning to drink for solace.
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Unfortunately, Marvin had as much success in his new career as he enjoyed in his last one and after months of constant rejections from various modelling agencies; growing more bitter as each day went by, he found himself turning to drink for solace.
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CRACK!!!!
Thank you!
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